NY acting gov may have used campaign money for extracurriculars

The NY Daily News reports that Governor David Patterson (D) may have used some money from his 2006 campaign along side Elliot Spitzer to pay for a hotel room during the previously admitted “rough patch” in his marriage. Alarming News’s Karol Sheinin calls for his resignation if the allegations are true.

I’m just praying that no single news paragraph ever mentions 78-year-old Acting Lt. Gov. Joe Bruno and “sex”.