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Lesson learned: crocs are a menace to society. They must be stopped.
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A service offering to send your loved ones a message about their last chance for salvation when the rapture comes. For $40 per year. It would be cheaper, but they can’t risk outsourcing to possible heathens.
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A scathing indictment of the OLPC concept, based on figures from a Romanian study that showed _adverse_ effects of computer usage. No doubt the OLPC people will become defensive and accuse the author of baby-eating.
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Self-explanatory. (Via Will, who needs to get himself a tumblog already)
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Rep. Young and Sen. Stevens, the hemorrhoids of the Republican Party, may finally be on their way out. Do the right thing, Alaska. Preferably in the primaries.
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When his friend actually comes to help, he falls asleep, delaying his rescue for another 90m.
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Related, from Twitterer and YLNT Carnation-winner “EffingBoring”: “Spanish speakers! If you like seeing your language sloppily teabagged, you’ll LOVE the title of Coldplay’s new album, _Viva la Vida_.”
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The Global Warmist Australian Broadcasting Corporation condones execution when you’ve expended your share of greenhouse gasses. It thinks I should’ve died at age six. (And I ride mass transit!) The global warmist jihad lives on, Insh’allah!