clay bennett has last laugh, smells of diarrhea and evil

Oklahoma businessman Clay “fecal-blended hemorrhage” Bennett, having successfully oozed out of Seattle with a stolen NBA franchise like the pus-filled sack of rectal effluence he is, has dubbed his victim “the Oklahoma City Thunder”:

“It’s hard to keep a secret,” team chairman Clay Bennett said after stepping to a podium on the ground floor of the downtown office building where the team is headquartered.

Yeah, you ought to know about poorly-kept secrets, Clay “methane-soaked bum-wipe” Bennett. What with your plain-text emails about having no intention to negotiate with Seattle or the State of Washington in good faith.


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