definition of chutzpah: south asia edition

Pakistani Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani opened his pus-filled noise hole and made some defensive grunting noises in the continuing saga in which India points a finger at Pakistan over the November 26th Mumbai attacks, and Pakistan points to “that thing over there in the tree.”

Drawing a parallel with the Israeli strikes in Gaza, Gilani accused the international community of double standards saying that it was more concerned about the Mumbai attacks than the killings in Palestine. “We have to see that the world does not have double standards. See how many innocent women and children have been killed in Palestine. Why is nobody talking about that? Why is the world silent on that?” said Gilani during a function in Karachi, adding that there was no need for the world to make so much noise over just one incident — the Mumbai attacks.

An old Bene Israel joke says that the definition of chutzpah is when an orphan helps kill dozens of innocent civilians, and then pleads an unrelated foreign policy matter as his defense while still having the gall to call himself a head of state.

I’m not normally one of the more jingoist, anti-Pakistan fellows out there, but Gilani is a giant plastic bag of choleric diarrhea who makes Clay “plastic bag of choleric diarrhea” Bennett look like a sweet-smelling rose bush.

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