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motherf*cking judo

The James Bond theme has words.

via Chairman Gruber

your bags behind the scenes

Delta stuck a camera in one of its bags to give us a look at what your bag sees on its journey. Hey, it looks better than coach.

via swissmiss

Stephen Colbert breaks character

via kottke.

pocket ball washer

Every man needs one.

This is how we roll.

The Ruins, Talisay City, Philippines.

Hell Yeah Nixon

IM GETTING IMPEACHED?, FUCK THAT ILL RESIGN LOL | Hell Yeah Nixon | Troll Meme Generator.

arrested development = the godfather

Arrested Development is basically The Godfather as a sitcom.

In The Godfather, Michael Corleone wants to leave his family business behind and find a normal life on his own terms. However, he is forced into the family business when an attempt has been made on his father’s life, as he is the only one qualified amongst his brothers and sister to continue the family business. Michael is practically the only one who looks after his father, helping to evade further attempts on Don Vito’s life while he is incapacitated in the hospital. He has a spouse that dies during his stay in Italy, and is unable to sustain a functional relationship with his girlfriend/wife Kay because of his devotion to family affairs. In the pilot episode of Arrested Development, Michael Bluth wants to leave his family business behind and find a normal life on his own terms. However, he is forced back into the family business when his father is taken to jail, as he is the only one qualified amongst his brothers and sister to continue the family business. Michael is practically the only one who looks after his father, visiting George Sr. frequently in jail. He has a spouse that died at some point in his past, and is unable to sustain functional relationships with various women because of his devotion to family affairs.

tl;dr version is after the jump.

(via Kottke, mlkshk)

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list of double acts

My favorite:

Abe Lincoln / Gandhi / Clone High

via Double act – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

h.l. mencken on marriage

From a Letter of Note:

11. I believe in and advocate monogamy. Adultery is hitting below the belt. If I ever married the very fact that the woman was my wife would be sufficient to convince me that she was superior to all other women.

He also liked gin and ginger ale. Intriguing.

it begins…

In your blogger’s humble opinion, there are few better occasions for relaunching a blog than an engagement. And so, in the interest of higher traffic and making a handful of you squee, I present some stuff from the greatest trick the devil ever pulled: convincing the beautiful Miss Uy to marry me. Him. Whatever. It’s after the jump.
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